Pandora Parrot @pandora_parrot@beach.city

Yeesh, I have so much trouble with emoji. They're so confusing to use! What happened to good old fashioned text based emoticons, c'mon!

Yay! Hello @pilot_zd! Welcome to Beach City! We're a wonderful queer bunch of fuzzy animals and whatnot! Welcome to the weirdness! And remember. Keep Beach City Queer! :O

@daylight hahahaha

@electroCutie @JacketButtonsArt I LOVE ISAAAAACCCCC SO MUCH. He's such a pretty boy.

Does anyone know of any good trans trainers in or near the San Francisco bay area? Specifically someone willing to help train an HR team in how to help employees transition?

@JacketButtonsArt Yay!

@chimerror Aaah! I need to get the beach city version of that up. :P

My god, I'm gonna fill my plane with 5 people this weekend...

#aviation

I have this awesome relationship with one of my coworkers on the trans team here. I'm like the parched person in the desert, constantly just super happy for even a drop of consideration. They're more demanding, asking ever increasingly more from people in terms of trans support and rights.

Together, we make a formidable and fantastic team.

@amydentata Being afforded the opportunity to do this is seriously mind blowing after everything you know I've been through.

Honestly, these people are amazing, and serious kudos to all of them for doing such a great job. I could not ask for better cisgender allies. They're wonderful and amazing folks and are seriously doing everything right, despite their ignorance and past failures. I'm so so so so stoked to call them my colleagues.

Like half my presentation is "Yo cisgender people. YOU SUCK." And they're eating it up.

"Yes we do. Please tell us how to stop sucking so much."

And I'm like. "WE NEED MOAR GAY"

And they're like "Yes. Whatever you say. We will bring in moar gay. Would you like it covered in glitter or spikey rainbows?"

I'm being asked to do company wide presentations and seriously challenging people to question what they think gender is and WTF WTF WTF

I do not fucking get this!

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf...

I cannot fathom what's going on in my life.

How am I getting paid to influence company decisions around trans identities? Why did I just walk into a room full of high level executives to give a presentation on how to do a better job hiring trans people? Did I really just interrupt directors asking them to please share their pronouns?!

WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNN

I am very professionally gay and I love it

I’ve got my rainbow underwear. My non-binary jacket. I’m ready for this presentation.