Pandora Parrot @pandora_parrot@beach.city

Hair dye has been applied to the @poss_bot .

I hope I did a good job!

Use people's preferred names, already!

https://twitter.com/trippy64/status/1044629923896471552

Okay seriously. What’s the etiquette on asking people to silence their phones and tablets in public? I feel like it’s just getting worse and worse these days.

I have an audio processing disorder and this level of audio crosstalk is abjectly painful for me

Holy shit we are so fucking gay

My plane should be up and running tomorrow... If it is... where should I fly this weekend?

I'm not sure if the dude in the middle is the worst, of if that honor goes to the lady on the left that clearly is experiencing existential horror at... SOMETHING

Asked my personal robot assistant @poss_bot to make me coffee and breakfast for today's working from home. They indicated they didn't have a library for making coffee, so I wrote them a quick function for doing so.

We've been assembling enough functions now that we've decided to start a github of javascript code to run on the poss bot.

*goes onto dentist website to get address*

WHAT IN THE HOLY HELLS IS THIS IMAGE?!?!?!?!?! Those are NOT SMILES.

*quickly scrolls past*

Okay, that's good.

https://twitter.com/Polygon/status/1044635443923472385

You know... I like being an adult. It's got a lot of cool benefits.

Some day I wanna work on becoming a good enough pilot, get more certs, and become a CFI to teach other people to fly airplanes.