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I have a sudden urge to create a slightly better tool and call it Growth Analysis Yardstick.

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Unfortunately, this is probably the only situation where being shaky on the local language conveys an advantage.

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Most of the spam calls I get is me saying "Hello," followed by the telemarketer saying something, and me replying, "omlouvám se, ale nemluvím ještě dobře česky," followed by them hanging up.

The second largest group of spam calls I get has them hanging up immediately after "hello."

People inserting random letters into acronyms is a pet peeve. I think if you want an acronym, you have to put in the work :<

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If that's how you constructed that acronym, I'm pronouncing it s'crates.

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coworker: what are you listening to?
me: sometimes you just need to hear a someone murder a trumpet, you know?

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Macro photo of a spider 

They really do hold perfectly still, this was a 5 second exposure and I can make out the individual hairs in the full resolution image

What a good subject, too! Holding perfectly still

Canon EOS 2000D
175mm | f/22.0 | ISO100 | 5"

#photography

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