Coda @coda@beach.city

No matter how hard I look elsewhere, this is probably the most perfect PC to walk into starbucks and sit next to a macbook air user with

There should be more androgynous enby superspy characters. Not only are they all cool and suave and charming, they're also irresistibly attractive to EVERYONE, regardless of orientation. It's basically just a character fueled by that "Am I a boy? Am I a girl? All that matters is that everyone finds me hot, and that makes everyone gay" tumblr post.

helo welcome 2 the snout store how can I help u
this snout I bought is too big, it's practically a snoot
that's terrible!! Unfortunately we're all out of smaller snouts, we'll have 2 order one in 4 u
but what about that snout you're wearing
this is a display model, it is not 4 sale
well okay I want to speak to your manager
okay one second

helo

"What the fuck, Venmo updated their UI and it sucks, I can't even find my transactions, this makes no sense." - Me for an uninterrupted minute before realizing the app I had opened was Vimeo.

(gasp) a baby

my polycule and i are having fun creating backstories for https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/ (CW for possibly uncanny valley and silly text content about fictitious people)

Hi, internet, I need this.