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never again feel dysphoria from recaptcha

@cozykaffe I'm mad but also

Here's how TurboTax just tricked you into paying to file your taxes: https://www.propublica.org/article/turbotax-just-tricked-you-into-paying-to-file-your-taxes

hi pals
long-time goops probably already know this, but recent goo friends mightnt, so here's some helpful advice

it's coming up around summer right now for most of you goos in the northern hemisphere. as yall might know already, when water is heated, it becomes more runny - bad news for goo
make sure you stay cool this summer, unless you wanna be carried around in a bucket. eat some ice, get you a drinks cooler

"A lot of the walls here are just advice so we're gonna swim straight through them"

I'm watching a Subnautica speedrun...

it's a crime that when u Google "dragon tiddy" there's only one anthro dragon and the rest are anime girls with horns who are apparently dragons

these are my smooth round children