Pinned toot

If you follow me without any indication of your age in your bio/pinned then expect rudeness

lewd sadistic 

training a submissive to not use their hands during sex, slapping their hands every time they slip up

lewd hornyposting 

so horny this morning

lewd 

How do you have sex with someone with it/its pronouns who was a kid in the 90s?

Bop it. Twist it. Pull it.

lewd hornyposting 

can't stop thinking about cum farts. why are they so hot

happy 9/11 everyone! queen lizzie couldnt handle they them pussy

[nsfw]

lewd shitposting 

glitch less 100% speed run of fucking your dad

porn 

Like it doesn't even show up for the customer support agent in my account, like it didn't happen.

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porn 

Holy shit its hard to buy porn, been talking to my bank... they just act like they can't even see the transaction that's declined. The porn company immediately gives up and suggests I buy unused gift cards to pay for it.

ancient lewd references 

Premature ejaculation?
Don't worry! The joy of sex album also comes with BIG JIM SLADE

lewd 

anal sex is so good I will never get over it

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lewd 

God I love the way asshole feels on my dainty little cock

lewd 

I call dibs on sleeping in the wet spot!

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what?

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Beach City

Beach City is our private beach-side sanctuary for close friends and awesome folks. We are various flavors of trans, queer, non-binary, polyamorous, disabled, furry, etc.