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they/them nonbinary woman, 30, Portland
My name is Crystal
KNZK and RadTown alum
i guess this is my main now lol, hi
Joined May 2019
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princess cinderella: when i sing, the birds and critters of nature come to me and help me with my day
me: when i hum the right note, the moss from the giant sequoia rapidly grows over my body, consuming me and merging our consciousnesses
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the best thing about solving rubiks cubes is the rubiks cubes don't perceive my gender or reflect it back at me
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major update!!! i just right now got my fastest ever rubiks cube solve time! 13.00 seconds OWO i can't breathe
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Selfies ec enby
#wenbiesday noticed some hair stragglers fell out of my hat and thought it was unreasonably hot
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introduction post, selfies, ec
#introduction
Hi, I'm Crystal. I'm an enby chick who lives in the PNW. I am a wife guy, a communist, a Carly Rae Jepsen stan, and a rubiks cube speedsolver. I have a big old fluffy dog, and two cats whomst get all the cuddles. uh, guess I'm 30 now, and I've been on mastodon for like 2.5 years (august 2018 influx)
Entering the flow state as I transfer a graphics card and power supply between desktops
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Top shelf is sealed Investigators and sealed 7th Continent minis. Second is sealed Mansions of Madness monsters. Third is minis waiting on sealing, mostly Mansions of Madness monsters, and the rest of the 7th Continent minis. Bottom are unprimed Mansions of Madness minis.
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good morning Thomas
You ever just sit in your truck?
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Guess what.
🐓🍑
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i'm not gonna lie, besides the predatory money extraction practices, i feel like the new pokemon MOBA game is kind of genius in basic theory. like, this is one aspect of pokemon battling you never really got a feel for with the turn based rpgs
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hmmmmmmmm
possums
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Doing a backflip cannon ball into the pool, my enormuos ass displaces all the water, soakkng the sunbathing milfs. They come angrily to the edge of the pool, and look down at me, now at the bottom of the dry pool. They see my girthy man buns, and they cannot help but smile. These cheeks are jrresistable
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whomst among us is innocent
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magnets are just little ghosts doing pranks
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Remember when fuckin Ed Sheeran showed up?? I was HOLDING A MIRROR UP TO SOCIETY
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Portland City government just released a whole set of amazing retro safety training videos
they/them nonbinary woman, 30, Portland
My name is Crystal
KNZK and RadTown alum
i guess this is my main now lol, hi
Joined May 2019
