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but Crystal, isn't the normal girl name already referring to the object?

well yes, but they typically take it to mean diamonds or rubies or whatever. i'm named after those and also basalt columns, galvanized steel, and pyrite cubes

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princess cinderella: when i sing, the birds and critters of nature come to me and help me with my day

me: when i hum the right note, the moss from the giant sequoia rapidly grows over my body, consuming me and merging our consciousnesses

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the best thing about solving rubiks cubes is the rubiks cubes don't perceive my gender or reflect it back at me

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introduction post, selfies, ec 

Hi, I'm Crystal. I'm an enby chick who lives in the PNW. I am a wife guy, a communist, a Carly Rae Jepsen stan, and a rubiks cube speedsolver. I have a big old fluffy dog, and two cats whomst get all the cuddles. uh, guess I'm 30 now, and I've been on mastodon for like 2.5 years (august 2018 influx)

the founding fathers didn't know about dinosaurs. We are superior to them.

this post is like jazz; if I have to explain it, you'll never know

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gender is like math. there is some component of discovering its inherent truth, and some component of inventing it on the fly just to make sense of the world

getting mansplained to is probably my least favorite way to be validated in my gender, but it unfortunately does work lmao

my poor baby has been struggling to breathe as he gets past the worst part of this cold :( it's so awful to see him cry in frustration because he can't dislodge phlegm

:duckduckgo: how to get out of bed when it's Really Really Comfy

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Today I’m the most powerful double-class: time thief/stealth fundraiser for abortion care.

BTW, you can get the shirt at:

(And if you wait until Monday, you should be able to get it for $15!)

Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend Hell no im not registered to vote

I just bought the 891 Undecillion Kitten upgrade on cookie clicker, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation

I'm still trans when I'm dressed as a man. maybe even more so

do not put shit on my timeline implying bi people in hetero relationships aren't gay. what the fuck

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Beach City is our private beach-side sanctuary for close friends and awesome folks. We are various flavors of trans, queer, non-binary, polyamorous, disabled, furry, etc.