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Hi y'all, plz follow me here if we're mufos and you haven't yet. it's going to be my main by the end of the year <3

a boost or two would be much appreciated if you don't mind uwu

so when video reviews got really popular like 10 years ago, and they started to include and "unboxing" portion, was that ever actually driven by interest? does anyone really care about the unboxing portion? cuz i always find myself skipping to the first impressions of the actual product!

Selfie 

Just left the office for the last time. I am no longer being poisoned by a toxic cloud

I hate the Fedi, that's why I'm constantly Online

Topless enby, vegan diet, weight loss, alcohol + 

I lost like 10 pounds in a week cuz I went vegan and stopped snacking or drinking alcohol (as much). This was a shock realization, because I was just trying to get healthy after an ulcer flared up

But omg, I feel hot! This is a good weight for me, even if the doctor says I'm still overweight

drugs 

really fucked up that weed and caffeine are both way way way more enjoyable the less often i do them. gotta find that sweet spot where they stay novel, but i'm not really quitting. maybe once/twice a week?

beach.city is a really lovely instance, for real. i feel so happy using this interface

i love being nonbinary so much. it's hard, but it's also great

Hi y'all, plz follow me here if we're mufos and you haven't yet. it's going to be my main by the end of the year <3

a boost or two would be much appreciated if you don't mind uwu

lol, i just wrote 600 words where the conceit is "please proofread your posts for wokeness"

there i just divided that essay by a hundred, now i can delete it

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i'm laughing so hard right now. my friend just texted me a phone screenshot of an instagram post, which was itself a screenshot of a tweet, that he had found on facebook. wtfffffff

Lewds, dominance, eye contact, legs 

Testing the waters with some lewds from a few days ago. Can you tell I like my legs?

selfies, eye contact, #introduction 

Awoo world! I'm Crystal. I wanted to make a lewd alt so I could control that content more carefully. I was told this is a really good community! I'm trans, gender fluid, and probably a cat/tiger. I solve rubiks cubes and do communisms in portland, oregon.

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Siddon's law: you are always one book away from being able to post a good take on here. unfortunately this number remains constant no matter how many books you read

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Beach City

Beach City is our private beach-side sanctuary for close friends and awesome folks. We are various flavors of trans, queer, non-binary, polyamorous, disabled, furry, etc.