Melisande boosted

internet discourse 

kind of want a mode on spotify (or any other streaming service) where it plays songs at random, even from a playlist, but doesn't let you interrupt any of it, just lets you switch to other playlists, like you're tuning a radio

Melisande boosted
Melisande boosted

Bystander: what's your gender
Me: A KNIFE [runs off]
Bystander: NO [runs after me]

Melisande boosted

PSA your posts here are searchable on Google and other search engines unless you opt out of search-engine indexing under preferences in your profile.

Dragons that hoard things other than gold boost if you agree

Melisande boosted

Ooooh isn't this amazing
It's my fav'rite part when, well, let's peek
Here's where they question gender
But they don't realize they're trans for sev'ral weeks

You have two wolves. The government takes one and you get to keep the other. Except you're a werewolf and were in wolf form when the government came, so now you have no wolves.

Sometimes people treat you like you don't know anything, which makes you remember all the extreme shit you've been through, which reminds you that you're a badass and don't have to put up with this nonsense

Melisande boosted
Melisande boosted

when ur angery but ppl strt petting u and u dont wanna look like ur enjoying it

Eventually, once I build up my reusable codebase enough, I will use it to make a sex game that is good

Melisande boosted

Lewd shitpost (image sfw) 

Why didn’t they change the song to “Hedgehog Paradise” and then also make a good film

Show more
Beach City

Beach City is our private beach-side sanctuary for close friends and awesome folks. We are various flavors of trans, queer, non-binary, polyamorous, disabled, furry, etc.