if you're asked to pick up a cake fuckin pick up a cake lol

like why she felt the need to go above and beyond what was requested is lost on me

aggrieved bc the shelter closes at the same time i get back to town 😭

another thing

you'd think

by now

i would remember

to bring a FUCKING PEN FOR THE CUSTOMS FORM

and yet

and yet

I stg I ask this every time I fly but THERE WILL NEVER BE AN ANSWER

What is with the bizarre urge humans have to lunge the fuck into the aisle as soon as the plane stops moving?

We can't go anywhere til they open the door anyway

also idk if this is all body scanners (i assume so) but

they only have 2 options for people

one is blue
one is pink

i am not joking

TSA at LAX gendered me correctly πŸ₯³

This resulted in the privilege of being patted down by a dude instead of a lady πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

so @bookingcom@twitter.com, how do I go about getting my money back when I prepaid for a hotel but there was no staff there to check me in? I had to stay elsewhere through zero fault if my own; we waited almost an hour at 2 am before leaving

I ain't payin for this experience

on plane πŸ₯³πŸ›«

tiny people next to me πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ

Omay so I arrived at my gate but left my wallet in @AvianMaverick@twitter.com's car bc ofc

Talking abt monsterfucking and @Tea_boner@twitter.com and I agree that 1998 Godzilla is the most fuckable kaiju

I'm gonna boot this screaming toddler down the fucking mountain out of sheer anxiety trigger πŸ™ƒ

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