Aziraphale's plush sideboob 🕊 @Crowley@beach.city

how the fuck is your head out here lookin like half Jaime Lannister and half troll from the first Harry Potter movie

me: still sleepy, opens twitter

hockey twitter: 🔥

update I gave him an apple and now he doesn't know what to do

so my cat is cuddling his own foot

Five years I've had these glasses FIVE YEARS AND THEY BREAK TWO WEEKS BEFORE I GET NEW ONES

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU

are you... meditating, Anarchy?

like that will make me not notice you're on the one (1) part of the bed you're explicitly not allowed?

bold of you

it would also be rly nice if FA had an easier trouble ticket system. like a button on each page labelled "report submission" with a dropdown to choose why

at least mark your kink stuff as mature so I can filter it

*deep sigh* Furries can you please stop with the weird feet/paw hybrid fetish pics

mean, by all means have the fetish but the footbrid weirds me out and when I'm hunting for references to figure out a stylistic thing, that and slob fetish stuff inevitably shows up

*grumble* I really need a reference for this but it's gotta be a drawn one (I have photo references also) for one specific reason that I don't even know how to explain

so you can, in fact, have an emotional support skunk. or cat. or snake. or rabbit. or hamster. or lizard.

they don't have any special rights other than housing, unlike SDs.

and skunks make okay pets for folks who bother to keep them correctly (which she doesn't)

okay not that I support Amy's life journey or how she cares for her skunk but an emotional support animal can be *any* animal.

It's not the same as a service animal, it doesn't need any special training. It just functions as a pet to comfort people and stabilize them.

I wondered if I would get him and sure enough

this is a bit of a situation considering that not only do we share the same name, I chose mine bc of him

why the fuck am I still friends with @Synnerxx

okay first of all, I didn't know Present Mic had a Glaalarian form

second of all HOW DARE YOU, I HAVE SWORD 🤣

trying to find that one (1) tweet a mutual retweeted sometime between yesterday and 3 weeks ago that had a cute adoptable design

I want to make a bright coloured doggo character and I blame @plusVICE and @barkholedotcom

shift 3/7 finished on 3 hours sleep

is time for indica and youtube and bed